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A no-frills, standard tee for t-shirt originalists. The unisex fit is classic and boxy, like t-shirts were meant to be. Think of this as the well-loved tee you'd find at a resale shop from the era of iconic 90's tees. More Product Information & Size Chart

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When in dire straits and in need of a pushed skill check there's nothing quite like turning on the lights to ensure success. A running joke on the Call of Calamity role playing podcast.

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Classic T-shirt

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Classic T-shirt
Chest SizeInchesCentimeters
S34"-36"86-91
M37"-40"94-102
L41"-44"104-112
XL45"-48"114-122
2XL48"-50"122-127
3XL50"-52"127-132
4XL52"-55"132-140
5XL56"-60"141-152
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The classic t-shirt features boxy, classic fit. Solid colors: 100% Preshrunk jersey knit 5.3 oz/yd² cotton. Due to print sizing, design image may appear smaller on larger garment sizes.

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