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Fabric laundered, Set-in 1x1 inch collar, cuffed sleeve Satin label, 100% cotton with the exception of heathers (heather grey, for example, is 90% cotton, 10% polyester). More Product Information & Size Chart

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When in dire straits and in need of a pushed skill check there's nothing quite like turning on the lights to ensure success. A running joke on the Call of Calamity role playing podcast.

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Chest Size	Inches	Centimeters
XS	30"-33"	76-84
S	34"-36"	86-91
M	37"-40"	94-102
L	41"-44"	104-112
XL	45"-48"	114-122
2XL	48"-50"	122-127
3XL	50"-52"	127-132

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